Monthly Archives: December 2009

Joan Crawford gets hers

I’m having a Bette Davis-fest with a girlfriend of mine, and tonight’s menu was Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Campy bliss! Of course, I cheered for Bette Davis the entire time. The next movie on the agenda is Hush Hush, Sweet Charlotte. (the biggest peril with that film is getting the song stuck in your […]

What he said:

After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have finally opened our eyes on a sumptuous planet, sparkling with colour, bountiful with life. Within decades we must close our eyes again. Isn’t it a noble, an enlightened way of spending our brief time in the sun, to work at understanding the universe and how we […]

ho ho ho carbs

Wishing you a happy Christmahanukwanzasolstica.

Happy Festivus to yooooooou!

What he said:

“I’d much rather be a rising ape than a fallen angel.”

Why do I celebrate this time of year?

Why, to piss off asses like this guy (disappointingly, someone who I have fond memories of listening to on many a Saturday night): Unitarians listen to the Inner Voice and so they have no creed that they all stand up and recite in unison, and that’s their perfect right, but it is wrong, wrong, wrong […]

More reasons to keep up that wall

How horrifying. And, hilarious. But more horrifying.