The Pocket President
Just slip The Pocket President into your shirt pocket, jeans or purse, and you’ll instantly take your place among America’s rich and powerful, knowing that the President is totally in your pocket!
– Want a series of enormous tax cuts for the very wealthy?
– Need a pesky environmental regulation undone, repealed, or just quietly ignored by the EPA?
– Hope to advance the agenda of a wide range of right-wing crazies?
– Looking for some some help putting big business insiders into key positions in government where they can do the bidding of corrupt, evil, and greedy corporations?
With the Pocket President, all of this — and much more — is instantly within your grasp. Because as we’ve seen since January 20, 2001, when you have the President in your pocket, there’s almost nothing you can’t do! (via Idle Type)